I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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