Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Having a random hookup so left but love u
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit