My liver just broke up with me...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
His hands were made for my vagina.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.