Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(954): View more from Florida

Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer

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That Cesar Milan is captivating

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?

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(503): View more from Oregon

after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...

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I'm eager to hear this explaination.

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(804): View more from Virginia

i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral

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(218): View more from Minnesota

You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.

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(817): View more from Texas

I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.

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