You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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