are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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