this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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