What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Enjoy the penises
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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