so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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