The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
