you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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