i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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