So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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