my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
