Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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