...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
