Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
no, he came in my armpit
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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