You really coming over, don't trick.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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