Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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