I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She announced her abortion via fbk
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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