it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
two words...techno handjob
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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