is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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