Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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