I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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