The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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