your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
