Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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