dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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