So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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