Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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