so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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