What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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