i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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