It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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