Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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