ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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