super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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