Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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