never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Randomize
