I wish I could teleport
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
