Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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