she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He shit in the fireplace
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
