Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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