So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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