I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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