Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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