How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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