My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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