yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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