I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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