is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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