well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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