i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
we're so committed to being not committed
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