i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
do nipples grow back?
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