Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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