At least make sure they are 18
Why
We named our party play list daddy issues
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The air taste purple.
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