Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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