used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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