It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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