Do vagina's smell?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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