just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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